What was the church marquee sign in "Diggs," 3/9/2014?

Question

I'm updating my book. I'd also be interested in verbatim quotes from the Indonesian missionary

Answer 1

"We Pray For the oul Who Is tealing Our S's"

Nelson then steals both "S"s from "S's".

Answer 2

As for quotes from Reverend Kartawijaya:

REV. KARTAWIJAYA:

I know how you feel, young man.

BART:

Huh?

REV. KARTAWIJAYA:

The children in my village are just like you. One boy, named Sumadi, never comes to church. He

is always tying the monkeys' tails together and yelling, "Tiger is gone," when, in fact, tiger is there.

BART:

Hmm!

REV. KARTAWIJAYA:

Unfortunately, Sumadi is sick now.

CARL:

What?! Su-Sumadi has a problem?

REV. KARTAWIJAYA:

Sumadi and others equally doe-eyed... need urgent medical treatment. After all, we are all just

children of Allah. I mean God. Sorry. Recent convert.

REV. LOVEJOY:

Poor Sumadi. Born in such a terrible country.

REV. KARTAWIJAYA:

Now, wait a minute.

REV. LOVEJOY:

But good news. To help him, we will now have a second collection.