As for quotes from Reverend Kartawijaya:
I know how you feel, young man.
The children in my village are just like you. One boy, named Sumadi, never comes to church. He
is always tying the monkeys' tails together and yelling, "Tiger is gone," when, in fact, tiger is there.
Unfortunately, Sumadi is sick now.
What?! Su-Sumadi has a problem?
Sumadi and others equally doe-eyed... need urgent medical treatment. After all, we are all just
children of Allah. I mean God. Sorry. Recent convert.
Poor Sumadi. Born in such a terrible country.
Now, wait a minute.
But good news. To help him, we will now have a second collection.